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myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 6,923 notes

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 233,496 notes

cannedviennasausage:

pixel-dreams-and-sunbeams:

purple-penguins-are-invading:

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

It got better

OH, Beedrill is 3 feet tall? Lol, what if I’ve caught si Wailords? Check, mate.

I want a six-foot-tall ferret thank

considering there are pokemon hotter than the sun the planet wouldn’t last too long anyways.

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 133,379 notes

kirstinthereckless:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

SON!

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 45,456 notes
5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 21,082 notes

universalequalityisinevitable:

Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 19,967 notes
lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

engineering

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

engineering

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 260,174 notes
itsjustdg:

theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

xxserenityhimexx:

spooky-little-wigglytuff:

sherlockisthenight:

goldieclemmons:

bohemian-feathers:

imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol

imagine trying to get up these stairs sober

imagine trying

imaging falling down those stairs

but once you mastered them, and some murderer broke in -you could escape upstairs.  And while they try to figure out how the hell they work, you can slip out the window and escape to freedom. Just sayin.

Looks decently zombie proof too

imagine if you had a button that swiveled them all closed so it was just a flat wall

itsjustdg:

theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

xxserenityhimexx:

spooky-little-wigglytuff:

sherlockisthenight:

goldieclemmons:

bohemian-feathers:

imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol

imagine trying to get up these stairs sober

imagine trying

imaging falling down those stairs

but once you mastered them, and some murderer broke in -you could escape upstairs.  And while they try to figure out how the hell they work, you can slip out the window and escape to freedom. Just sayin.

Looks decently zombie proof too

imagine if you had a button that swiveled them all closed so it was just a flat wall

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 311,707 notes
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haters gona hate

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 54 notes

ghostfroggie:

cupsnake:

People who only value the lives of cute mammals

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Yeah, well those people are missing out, dawg.

dawww

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 5,950 notes